Serengeti, aka David Cohn, has made a catchy rap song with the best Chicago references ever.
This chorus, along with the amazing repetition of a few choice words (i.e. "onions, onions, onions, onions, onions...), has been cracking my friends and me up for days . The little kid with the mustache is a nice touch, too.
Sidenote: After the Morrissey show, we watched this video then grabbed some Chicago-style hot dogs and Polish sausages made with 100% Vienna beef. If you're downtown, go get one from Uncle Vinny off Main St. at Akard. He's the affable street food vendor in all White Sox gear. It was like a touch of Chicago in the middle of downtown Dallas. If only he sold O'Douls.